how hairy? two words: wookie tits
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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