we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
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