awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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