Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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