It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
All I want is dick and wine.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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