Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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