? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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