Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
"it" just moved
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
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