how can u be prego again
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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