I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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