how can u be prego again
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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