Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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