Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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