The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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