YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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