I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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