so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
