You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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