don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
You disinfected one of his friends, buttered the jeans of the other one. And you poured every liquid you could reach on the floor, including cooking oil and green tea. It wasnt a great first impression
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Shame is for Republicans.
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