I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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