Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
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