This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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