I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
I can't turn off my feet"
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
This can only be settled by a dance off.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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