At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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