your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
He left me a five minute voicemail apologizing for chasing me with a meat beater. I'm actually not sure what that means.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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