That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Randomize
