The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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