THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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