Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
i now understand why vodka
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
