she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
