And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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