Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
you will always have a special place in my vag
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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