Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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