Its about making memories worth repressing
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
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I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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