Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
Randomize
