Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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