I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
You drunk yet?
Nope. Give me two hours then delete my texts before you read them.
Cant make any promises.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
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