is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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