I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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