College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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