my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
