Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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