I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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