Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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