I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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