People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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