We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
are you so shy because you have an std?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How drunk are you?
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