my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Randomize
