They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
is that a dick in a sweater?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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