normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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